Occupation: god of luv; cabana boy
Advantages: see above
Disadvantages: opinionated mother; wee bit of a jealousy problem; fashion victim
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Occupation: Conqueror
Advantages: All-around good candidate: successful military and political career; hangs out with dishy young generals
Disadvantages: (see words of advice, below)
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Occupation: firstborn son
Advantages: promising future as zealous warlord, if he can get those fratricidal tendencies under control; nice hairline
Disadvantages: fanatic with fratricidal tendencies, misogynist
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