Writer: Daniel L. Aubry
Director: John Peyser

commentary: Tully and Moffitt transport a liberated French underground general to a rendezvous in a deserted lighthouse. Hitchcock stands lookout, disguised as a German guard. Troy, though, is held captive inside the lighthouse -- betrayed by Mathias. Moffitt tries to reach him but ends up unconscious. In the ensuing fight, Mathias is killed and Troy manages to signal the trawler into the area to take the general to safety. Another one of those episodes many fans wish had never happened.

Jan's Notes: a.k.a. And I didn't get a thing to eat
1 April 1999

This show starts off okay. The guys sneak in to a Gestapo outpost to rescue a French underground General. They kill off all the Gestapo, who by the way are wearing the de rigeur trench coat and fedora. They look like Spy vs Spy from Mad magazine. Then the show goes downhill rapidly. Tully and Moffitt "borrow" a vehicle from the Gestapo to transport the French General to the lighthouse where the French underground have made arrangements to pick up the general and they have exactly four hours and 23 seconds, no... 22 seconds, no... 21 seconds. Better get going, Time keeps on slipping, slipping in to the future. They take off in one direction. Hitch and Troy take off in a another direction in separate Jeeps. However, they are all going to the same place. Guess Hitch and Troy are taking the high road while Tully and Moffitt are taking the low road.

Hitch commandeers the sentry position at the gate leading to the lighthouse while Troy goes to introduce himself to the lighthouse keeper, Matthias, and his lovely wife, Yvette, who is an excellent cook. However, the lighthouse keeper has been informed about the reward of 100,000 marks offered by the Germans for information leading to the capture of the general and decides to take advantage of the offer. So Troy walks into a trap.

Matthias is really stupid. He has been working with the underground all this time. It never occurred to him that the French underground would retaliate after they learned about his traitorous actions. Did he figure they would just shrug and mutter "C'est la guerre!" And where did he figure he was going to go with his thirty pieces of silver? What a goof!

Moffitt shows up with the general after leaving Tully with Hitch back at the sentry post. He finds Troy with a gun pointed at his head and a very self-satisfied goof. Then Yvette shows up and starts yelling at the goof (visions of Faye and Ned danced through my head). Troy and Moffitt exchange looks as if to say "Oh, no not again," then Troy disarms Goof.

Now it really starts to get stupid! While Troy is off with the wife trying to find a lantern or something, Moffitt is left with Goof and the sick general. The general starts to groan, and Moffitt turns his back on the Goof to check on the general. Moffitt would never, ever do that. He is far too savvy a soldier to do such a dumb thing. So Goof escapes and instead of running out of the light house in search of the Germans who are stationed there, he runs up the spiral staircase, making me real dizzy. Shades of Vertigo! And then it dawns on him that his actions will not exactly endear him to the French underground. Duh! So he decides to try to relight the lighthouse beacon. Isn't that overkill? Why didn't he just open a window and try to attract the attention of the Germans walking sentry duty down below? This guy is a real loser with a capital L. Troy tries to talk the guy down but is unsuccessful. So after a brief tussle, Troy throws Goof over the railing, signals the underground fishing boat, and sees off the lovely wife whose cooking he never got to try.

All this time, Tully and Hitch are hanging around the sentry post, killing nosy Germans, I guess.

This episode was written by the same guy, Daniel Aubrey, who wrote the Gunrunner Raid, which explains why it is so tortuous to watch. Different directors though. Jon Peyser directed this one, he of Combat!, while Katzin directed Gunrunner. Just goes to show that no matter what the talent of the director, you have got to have a decent script.

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