THE RAT PATROL M&M GAME
It's something
like a drinking game, but since one should
never drink and drive a jeep, we've substituted M&Ms. The rules are simple: whenever
something on the list happens, you get an M&M (or two, or three for
those really rare events). Settle down in front of an episode and give it a try.
| Dietrich | |
| Appears in episode | 1 |
| Has a truce with Troy | 2 |
| Saves Troy's life | 2 |
| Saves any other Rat's life | 3 |
| Speaks German | 1 |
| Speaks/translates Arabic | 2 |
| Speaks English | 1 |
| Eats | 2 |
| Puts his hands behind his back | 1 |
| Is smug when Rats are captured or in trouble | 1 |
| Is not only smug but puts hands behind back and rocks up and down on heels when Rats captured or in trouble | 2 |
| Uses "Mr. Bullhorn" | 3 |
| Troy | |
| Saves Dietrich's life | 2 |
| Says "Let's shake it!" | 1 |
| Says "Knock it off!" | 1 |
| Looks through binoculars | 1 |
| Swats Hitch with hat | 2 |
| Smokes | 1 |
| Salutes | 2 |
| Salutes Dietrich | 3 |
| Climbs to top of dune and flops on gut | 1 |
| Moffitt | |
| Speaks/translates German | 1 |
| Speaks/translates French | 2 |
| Speaks/translates Arabic | 2 |
| Speaks/translates Swahili | 3 |
| "Doc's killer smile" | 2 |
| Gets interrogated | 1 |
| Makes jokes during interrogation | 2 |
| Says, "You're right, Troy, of course" | 2 |
| Announces that he has been here before with his Dad | 2 |
| Is not wearing blue ascot | 2 |
| Hitch | |
| Says, "Who was there, Sarge, you or me?" | 1 |
| Says, "Piece of cake" | 1 |
| Blows bubbles or plays with gum | 2 |
| Gets shot (arrows count) | 1 |
| Is called "Mark" | 2 |
| Wears his glasses | 1 |
| Gets the girl | 1 |
| Tully | |
| Talks--PER SENTENCE | 1 |
| Gets shot | 1 |
| Gets shot somewhere other than upper arm/shoulder | 2 |
| Hair is light brown | 1 |
| Hair is blond | 1 |
| First person to name Tully's hair color (e.g., "sandy," "gold-bronze," "straw") | 2 |
| Ersatz Tully appears--must yell "boo!" | 1 |
| Fires the bazooka | 1 |
| Grins after firing bazooka | 2 |
| Smokes | 2 |
| Is barechested under jacket | 1 |
| Other | |
| Anyone wears goggles | 1 |
| Anyone sees faces spinning above him | 1 |
| Anyone empties a canteen | 1 |
| Camera focuses on sun to emphasize how hot it is | 1 |
| Anyone shirtless | 2 |
| Anyone in undershirt | 1 |
| Anyone in civvies | 1 |
| Anyone in the other side's uniform | 2 |
| Anyone who isn't Hitch gets the girl | 2 |
| The Donkey, The Goat, or any barnyard life not a horse appears | 1 |
| Horses appear (per horse) | 1 |
| Anyone mentions childhood | 1 |
| Bust of Hitler appears | 1 |
| German extra falls from great height during shootout | 1 |
| German extra rolls downhill during fight | 1 |
| Manfred or Norbert appears | 1 |
| Manfred or Norbert dies | 2 |
| Family member or girlfriend of a Rat is endangered/dies | 2 |
| Rats steal German transportation | 2 |
| Familiar guest star appears | 1 |
| First person who identifies guest star | 2 |
| Familiar guest star sings | 2 |
| Familiar guest star dies | 1 |
| Binocular mask is used | 1 |
| Stock footage appears | 1 |
| Stock footage that obviously doesn't match appears | 2 |
| Stock footage from "Hogan's Heroes" opening credits appears | 3 |
| "Herr Narrator" is heard--yell "boo!" | 1 |
| Any German other than Dietrich is left standing | 4 |
